Better Than Spinning a Plate on a Stick

In a truly spectacular fait du compli I have managed to put off paying my cell phone bill long enough to be disconnected for the fourth time in 18 months. It's approaching the level of becoming a party trick.

You wouldn't think that I can do this so often, but I can!

When days can come to such treacle oozing slowness, it is astounding that I can so frequently lose track of such constant, repetitive tasks. I mean, it's not like there are months when I don't have to pay for phone service. I somehow manage.

It's a good thing I don't really call anyone anymore; or that anyone's trying to date me.

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