Walking in Circles

"Say something funny."
"No."
"That's not funny."
"From here it's hilarious."
"Refusal is just annoying."
"Really? It makes me feel smug."
"You're a right twat sometimes."
"Don't make me start humming. It'll drive you mental."
"Too late. I'm contemplating putting you in a box and sending you to Africa."


See? I can't even talk to myself right now.