Under New Management

"What about serial rapists? What should be done about them?"
"Oh! I've got that one all tied up."
"What's the solution?"
"We're talking serial rapists, right?"
"Right."
"Surgically remove their opposable thumbs."
"..."
"It would work. You could even let them roam free afterwards."
"That's brilliant. Horrifying, but brilliant."
"And picture them trying to open a door with a knob."